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Смотрю two and a half men в нтв-шном переводе, охеренный сериал, но не в этом дело. Дело в сраном нтв-шном переводе. Мне вот интересно, по какому принципу и где набирают переводчиков на тв?! В каком горячечном бреду можно перевести dear diary "дорогая молочница"???!!!

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via tertychniy

jeez that's fucking awesome

everything you need to know about russian football is clearly understood from those pieces of awkward crap that are falling out from the heart of the guy

evri nait in mai drems i si u i fil u
that is how mai hart wil go on...

не знаю насколько правда, но это бы все объяснило:

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Прям гимн. Hit the bong, baby )

He has a Masters degree... IN COMMUNICATION!

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не знаю, как это будет, если нихуя не понел, но я то все понел и ржу сижу.

[21:39:36] hannah dwomoh: Hi Dear how are you doing i am hannah i will like to have a nice chat with you (h)(F)(handshake)
[21:41:01] Будда: but i don't speak english at all
[22:14:44] hannah dwomoh: oh dear no pe
[22:15:13] Будда: no what?
[22:15:30] hannah dwomoh: i am fine

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[22:15:39] hannah dwomoh: i am hannah you
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Зашел в ЖЖ победителя последнего квиза и внезапно нашел прекрасное ( Read more... )

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away I've joined facebook and understood, that it gives no opportunity to listen or watch free real-time media-content. wtf? i see no reason to have facebook profile then.

so, my english-speaking friends, i say fuck facebook, join us, russian pirate bastards, at vk.com and get tons of totally free easily ( Read more... )

Every goddamn motherfucker thinks he knows what's the best for you to do. Gee, baby, you're a swell kid, do nothing. Just be.

shit, that was pathetic